Nigerians Mock FCMB Customers Over Bank’s 4 Days Network Issues


FCMB customers are wailing on micro blogging site, Twitter. The bank’s customers are crying out over the lender’s persisting network issues.

Our Source brings you the tweets of customers , read below :

British Son @british_son“See I’ve been calming down but now I’m livid. FCMB‘s system has crashed. Nothing is working. Four days now and they’re only explanation is a Text message. I called Customer Care, they said I’m number 45 on the line and I should wait 55 mins with my own CREDIT. I CAN’T BREATHE.”

As a Boss..! @JC_Jokes“FCMB use una money play Man City straight win for FA Cup.”


“It’s like FCMB used their money to pick Liverpool double chance, cause since Arsenal win that match, nothing dey work”KEL. @unclemidetush“FCMB, day 4 of network failure. What sort of rubbish?! Repeated reversal, no access to mobile app, transaction(s) declined. I’m about to lose it. I need to suck breasts” Nnamdi @ZealNnamdi

sha na NYSC cause am.” 

‘I was on queue for about 1hr 30 mins just for my transaction to be declined by this rubbish bank “FCMB” but do you know what’s funny? I went to the bank without TF, I had to beg for TF to go back home. I no blame una@MyFCMB

Mayowa Olagunju ❁@iam_doctormayor“Some banks should be closed and their halls turned to warehouses. FCMB is down for almost a week”
NG£ROUS @ItzKingJeff“FCMB na Bank? sounds like football club of una leader.”